"Tell me about your current position"
Anonymous
Me: "Yeah, so I've been a developer for about 15 years now, and I started being security-focused about 5 years ago..." Recruiter: "Let me stop you right there - I don't think you're a good fit for this position. I'll pass your resume along to other departments, and maybe they'll have something better for you. Thanks for your time."
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